It's Reader Mail Time!!!!

Today I received the following note from Sam, a loyal reader since September, who writes, "If it's shorter and quicker posting, then why haven't you posted again? Maybe there's some sarcasm I'm missing." A good point, Sam, but I think ultimately you'll find that it's always a mistake to confuse sarcasm for laziness. It's hard as hell to wait tables 3 nights a week, pal. Sometimes I get lost watching planes take off out my window, or building cushion forts, and I just can't drag myself all the way to the computer. Sooooooooooooorry.

I wish that was sarcasm. Sarcasm is so much cooler than sloth.